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15 April 2011 @ 08:28 pm
lol last night ishmael was chirping in his sleep and when i talked back at him he started purring even though i was on the other side of the room (he normally only purrs if you pick him up or pet him) gaahh i die

yup this journal is now dedicated solely to my cats who cares about anything else anyway
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13 March 2011 @ 11:42 am

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13 February 2011 @ 11:08 pm

call me fishpail
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19 July 2010 @ 09:43 pm
guess what guys guess what is happening this weekend

this bro is gonna move in and we are going to ikea and i am going to make my apartment look amazing and i'm not gonna be in a long distance relationship anymore and TIM is going to be my ROOMMATE like PERMANENTLY like i won't have to buy PLANE TICKETS to see him anymore omg i have to go to bed i'm hyperventilating
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06 July 2009 @ 02:32 pm
tim put a rufus cover of hedwig on my mix. obviously we are soulmates.
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28 October 2008 @ 10:45 pm

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30 September 2008 @ 09:36 am
Eve Ensler on Sarah Palin:

I am having Sarah Palin nightmares. I dreamt last night that she was a member of a club where they rode snowmobiles and wore the claws of drowned and starved polar bears around their necks. I have a particular thing for Polar Bears. Maybe it's their snowy whiteness or their bigness or the fact that they live in the arctic or that I have never seen one in person or touched one. Maybe it is the fact that they live so comfortably on ice. Whatever it is, I need the polar bears.

I don't like raging at women. I am a Feminist and have spent my life trying to build community, help empower women and stop violence against them. It is hard to write about Sarah Palin. This is why the Sarah Palin choice was all the more insidious and cynical. The people who made this choice count on the goodness and solidarity of Feminists.

But everything Sarah Palin believes in and practices is antithetical to Feminism which for me is part of one story -- connected to saving the earth, ending racism, empowering women, giving young girls options, opening our minds, deepening tolerance, and ending violence and war.

I believe that the McCain/Palin ticket is one of the most dangerous choices of my lifetime, and should this country chose those candidates the fall-out may be so great, the destruction so vast in so many areas that America may never recover. But what is equally disturbing is the impact that duo would have on the rest of the world. Unfortunately, this is not a joke. In my lifetime I have seen the clownish, the inept, the bizarre be elected to the presidency with regularity.

Sarah Palin does not believe in evolution. I take this as a metaphor. In her world and the world of Fundamentalists nothing changes or gets better or evolves. She does not believe in global warming. The melting of the arctic, the storms that are destroying our cities, the pollution and rise of cancers, are all part of God's plan. She is fighting to take the polar bears off the endangered species list. The earth, in Palin's view, is here to be taken and plundered. The wolves and the bears are here to be shot and plundered. The oil is here to be taken and plundered. Iraq is here to be taken and plundered. As she said herself of the Iraqi war, "It was a task from God."

Sarah Palin does not believe in abortion. She does not believe women who are raped and incested and ripped open against their will should have a right to determine whether they have their rapist's baby or not.

She obviously does not believe in sex education or birth control. I imagine her daughter was practicing abstinence and we know how many babies that makes.

Sarah Palin does not much believe in thinking. From what I gather she has tried to ban books from the library, has a tendency to dispense with people who think independently. She cannot tolerate an environment of ambiguity and difference. This is a woman who could and might very well be the next president of the United States. She would govern one of the most diverse populations on the earth.

Sarah believes in guns. She has her own custom Austrian hunting rifle. She has been known to kill 40 caribou at a clip. She has shot hundreds of wolves from the air.

Sarah believes in God. That is of course her right, her private right. But when God and Guns come together in the public sector, when war is declared in God's name, when the rights of women are denied in his name, that is the end of separation of church and state and the undoing of everything America has ever tried to be.

I write to my sisters. I write because I believe we hold this election in our hands. This vote is a vote that will determine the future not just of the U.S., but of the planet. It will determine whether we create policies to save the earth or make it forever uninhabitable for humans. It will determine whether we move towards dialogue and diplomacy in the world or whether we escalate violence through invasion, undermining and attack. It will determine whether we go for oil, strip mining, coal burning or invest our money in alternatives that will free us from dependency and destruction. It will determine if money gets spent on education and healthcare or whether we build more and more methods of killing. It will determine whether America is a free open tolerant society or a closed place of fear, fundamentalism and aggression.

If the Polar Bears don't move you to go and do everything in your power to get Obama elected then consider the chant that filled the hall after Palin spoke at the RNC, "Drill Drill Drill." I think of teeth when I think of drills. I think of rape. I think of destruction. I think of domination. I think of military exercises that force mindless repetition, emptying the brain of analysis, doubt, ambiguity or dissent. I think of pain.

Do we want a future of drilling? More holes in the ozone, in the floor of the sea, more holes in our thinking, in the trust between nations and peoples, more holes in the fabric of this precious thing we call life?

P.S. Palin Claimed Dinosaurs and People Coexisted

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15 December 2006 @ 02:11 pm
the next time I hear you say that Mexicans are stupid or Mexicans are gross, I'm going to deport you to Mexico, take away all your money and your passport, paint your skin brown, and see how well you manage to get back across the border. Granted, it will be excruciatingly difficult, and when (if) you make it, I'll tell you that you don't belong here, that others have worked much harder than you to get here, that you will only be able to make a living unless you are willing to perform filthy, menial labor for less than minimum wage, and that you're a piece of shit that is somehow less human than people with white skin. Then I'll tell you that you're stupid and gross.

it's not directed at anyone i'm just mad at me for not saying anything the last time someone made an incredibly ingnorant remark in front of me.

I think I just heard Of Montreal on that Nasdaq commercial.
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20 February 2006 @ 08:52 am
this is what i want for my birthday:

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