student: "i am going to make fiesta with the friends"

during a round of pictionary, a student had the word "student". he drew books and pencils with arrows pointing to beer.

THE SKY IS VOMITING SNOW EVERYWHERE ALL OVER EVERYTHING THERE IS SNOW EvERYWHERE and it is really cold. back in montreal sadface, man i love home lol i will say it forever I LOVE BEING HOME. montreal looks nice from my window with snow, however. i will try to go back home in february when i have a week off of skewl.

i have to put on my ridiculous giant sorel boots and make the trek to school to turn in this exam which is half-assed and hopefully will get a B if i'm lucky :(, then i have to do 4 million loads of laundry and GET READY TO GO TO BRAZIL ON SUNDAY OH MY GOD FUCK i wish planes weren't involved!!! i'm really nervous about delays and missing flights and foq. also my ridiculous flying anxiety. yesterday on a 20-minute flight from DC to philly i cried. CRIED! after taking ativan and everything. i am such a lost cause. i wish i'd never realized how terrible being in a plane crash would be. my life would be 100% better wehhhh

i keep forgetting i have a spanish exam on friday. friday is also my one year anniversary with marcio~~~!!@ lol and i have an exam. lol and he lives in brazil. but NBD i will see him MONDAY! oh my god how annoying am i with this? EXTREMELY!!!! i am having so much trouble believing that i will really see him again. i am convinced something will go wrong and ruin our plans. see: plane crash AHHHHH STOP DWELLING, SELF

I HAVE CRRRAAAMMMPPPSSSS UUUUUUGGHHHH being a lady is the most unfun!

the time has come to dress myself and get off my bed and do "productive shit' and "whatever" so i will do that. tell me what is happening in your life please. DO IT, GO

this is the state of my life

me: *on getting home after finishing a term paper two days late* omg i might be able to get an hour and a half of sleep before work i am so happy 8DDDD


legit, you guys, i have not been this happy about anything in my life

also i'm not getting lj notifs ffffff

I probably shouldn't say it
but at times I'm not so scared
sometimes i even pity you
cause no one ever cared

you could have been great
but you're an ingrate
you split your soul enough that you're barely there

so now we're standing face to face
and I have given up the chase
stop coming here
every year

the seven things i hate about you
the seven things i hate about you-know-who

your snake
your ring
your book
your vase
that diadem caught in the blaze
your dumb locket
stolen from your dad
it made me and my friends go mad
your plan's berserk
and you send your snake to go and lurk
I wanna kill the horcruxes I know

but the seventh thing i hate the most about you
you made me one, too.

Lately ....





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student: "ok, can i give to you email to you"
me: "c'est très mignon, mais la phrase ne marche pas." ["very cute, but it doesn't work in english"]